I have a confession to make, as you might assume from the title... my wife was examining some of Tabitha's baby clothes, and marveling at how fast her 4-year-old frame is growing. Tabitha just as marvelously made a simple, yet highly logical, conclusion, based on the song embedded that she learned at church (I had never heard it!) and now sings at home.
"I'm growing because I read my Bible every day!"
"I'm sick of growing!"
My wife laughed and pointed out that she didn't read the Bible; her daddy read the Bible to her every day, and therefore, the blame fell squarely on my scrawny shoulders. This is a refreshing change from the accusations of the older kids I've been blessed with, but it just goes to show you the impact a God-centered worldview has on our little bundles of joy.